I have to point out that I do NOT appear in this epic at any point... This was a spoof done by a local drama group based on Disney's take on Beauty and The Beast.
For the uninitiated, a 'culchie' is a somewhat rough person from an rural background. 'Moller' is Derry/Londonderry/Doirespeak for mother. The rest you can probably work out for yourselves... but I will answer any questions (for cash )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mp9Mt66dtM

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Published ebooks:
Instrument of the Empire
A Note of Defiance
Phantom Ships, Ghost Flotilla
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