"The 12 (or more) Days in Mordor"

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:41 pm

I'm not entirely sure why, but I wanted to try to start a new community thread. One that is very random, and yet LotR related. It's not as exciting as the RPGs, not as challenging as the Quiz, and you don't get to take cool photos of yourself or local scenery, but I thought I'd give it a go.

Basically the idea, is to sort of follow along with ther tune to 12 Days of Christmas, until we reach over that, eg 13, 14, 15 etc.

The rules are that one perspn cannot post 2 things consecutively, the first 12 must match the tune of "12 Days of Christmas", the items do not have to be literally flung, it could be anything) from evil soldiers and monsters, dark magic, missile projectiles etc, and everthing must be assigned a number. Make sure you check all previous posts (if there are any

Also, you have to put the lyric up fully which means that you have to write everything that everone else has said. I will start off with numbers 1 to 3 to give you the idea.

Oh and, humour is allowed, as that's what we're going for, but mocking LotR or Sauron is not. Also, you may never mention Sauron in your posts, except in the phrase "Sauron flung at me" i.e. Sauron may not fling himself at you, or a part of himself. You may mention corrupted good people/items.

On the first day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

On the second day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

On the third day in Mordor, Sauron flung ar me 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls amd a ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

Ares B · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:57 pm

On the fourth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

(According to Gollum, he had four fingers in his hand.)

Dead Marsh Spectre · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:02 pm

On the fifth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:30 am

On the sixth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

SidTheSloth · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:34 am

On the seventh day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

Reto · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:10 am

On the eighth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

tlotrsbg · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:16 am

On the Ninth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 9 morgul stalkers 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

Chris GoM · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:04 pm

On the Tenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

Ares B · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:13 pm

On the Eleventh day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

Elessar Telcontar · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:22 pm

On the twelfth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:44 pm

On the thirteenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me, 13 flaming missiles, 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

SidTheSloth · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:47 pm

On the fourteenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me, 14 elves-a-singing, 13 flaming missiles, 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

Elessar Telcontar · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:17 pm

On the fifteenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me, 15 rings enslaving, 14 elves-a-singing, 13 flaming missiles, 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:11 pm

On the sixteenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 16 sons of Ulfang, 15 rings enslaving, 14 elves-a-singing, 13 flaming missiles, 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

*bumb* (I have added 16 too)

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:36 am

*Bumped because it is now Xmas timeish*

Elessar Telcontar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:50 am

On the seventeenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 17 Wargs-a-roaring, 16 sons of Ulfang, 15 rings enslaving, 14 elves-a-singing, 13 flaming missiles, 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:30 pm

On the eighteenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 18 blind pink goblins, 17 Wargs-a-roaring, 16 sons of Ulfang, 15 rings enslaving, 14 elves-a-singing, 13 flaming missiles, 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

SouthernDunedain · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:13 am

On the nineteenth day in Mordor, Sauron flung at me 19 hungry hobbits, 18 blind pink goblins, 17 Wargs-a-roaring, 16 sons of Ulfang, 15 rings enslaving, 14 elves-a-singing, 13 flaming missiles, 12 spectres screaming, 11 Corsairs cursing, 10 trolls a-smashing, 9 morgul stalkers, 8 evil spiders, 7 goblins-grinning, 6 Orcs a-slaying, fiiiiiiiiiive Dwaaaarf Kings, a 4 Fingered Wave, 3 Were-wolves, 2 Mordor Trolls and a Ringwraith on a Fell Beast.

"The 12 (or more) Days in Mordor"

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